All you base are belong to us

All your base are belong to us

All your base are belong to us is an Internet meme about a false/inaccurate translation of a game Zero Wing. In the intro of that game, the phrase "All your base are belong to us" is appeared.

Here's the original intro in the game:

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!
CATS: How are you gentlemen!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

"All your base are belong to us" Scene Recreations

Here are some recreation of the scene of Zero Wing's intro. They are fake, but they are fun.

In Pokémon Diamond/Pearl

In AD 20XX, Team Rocket strikes again!
Dawn: What happen?!
Ash: Someone set us bomb.
Dawn: We got signal
Ash: PokéTch - Turn on
James: How are you gentlemen, all your Pokemon are belong to us!
Jessie: You are on way to destruction!
Ash: What you say?!
Meowth: You have no chance to protect your Pokemon!
Meowth: HAHAHA
Ash: Use every of our Pokemon, Dawn!
Dawn: I know what I doing
Ash: GO! Pikachu!
Dawn: For great justice!!

In Math Test

In AD 22XX, the math test was beginning...
You: What happened?!
A student: Someone set us a math test!
You: We got stuck.
Teacher: Turn to main page to start your test.
A student: It's you!!
Math Test: How are you gentlemen, all your scores are belong to us!
Math Test: You are on way for getting an F
You: What you say?!
Math Test: You have no time to review
Math Test: HAHAHA
You: Give me your calculator!
A student: You know what you doing!
You: Move, my fingers!
A student: For great calculation!!

In Mega Man NT Warior

In AD 20XX, the evil organization Grave was formed...
Lan: What happened?!
MegaMan: Someone set us a bomb.
Lan: We got signal
MegaMan: Main screen, turn on!
ShadowMan: How are you, gentlemen, all your Navi are belong to us!
ShadowMan: You are on your way to lose your MegaMan!
Lan: What you say?!
ShadowMan: You have no change to log out your Navi!
ShadowMan: HAHAHA
Lan: Cyber Sword in!
MegaMan: Cyber sword! *blocked ShadowMan's first attack*
Lan: Wide Sword, battle chip in!
MegaMan: Wide Sword!
Lan: Long Sword!
MegaMan: Program Advance!
Lan: For great justice!



User: Silver | Date: February 7th, 2010 11:07:40 pm | Link:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that thing cracked me up. Thank you for enlightening my day.

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