Conversation with smarterchild@hotmail.com

(02:37:39 PM) SpaceMan++: Hi.
(02:37:40 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What's up?
(02:38:00 PM) SpaceMan++: so i herd u liek mudkipz?
(02:38:01 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Yes, agreed.
(02:38:07 PM) SpaceMan++: Microsoft sucks
(02:38:08 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I disagree.

>>> Absent-minded? So am I. Good thing I never forget your *reminders*.

>>> Absent-minded? So am I. Good thing I never forget your *reminders*.
(02:38:12 PM) SpaceMan++: Microsoft is dead.
(02:38:12 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

Try typing "home" or "help."
(02:38:25 PM) SpaceMan++: Bill Gates is dead.
(02:38:25 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Oh, that is sad. :(
(02:38:31 PM) SpaceMan++: Steve Ballmer sucks
(02:38:31 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, what?
(02:38:39 PM) SpaceMan++: Bill Gates sucks
(02:38:40 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I see. You don't like Bill Gates? That's interesting.

>>> I can show you NBA standings by division. Type "nba midwest division standings," for example.

>>> I can show you NBA standings by division. Type "nba midwest division standings," for example.
(02:38:48 PM) SpaceMan++: I'm using Linux
(02:38:49 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't know how to answer that.
(02:39:04 PM) SpaceMan++: jk
(02:39:04 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity:

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
(02:39:11 PM) SpaceMan++: Microsoft is awesome
(02:39:11 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Absolutely. Microsoft rocks.

>>> I can search Shakespeare for words or phrases. Try *find paradox in hamlet*, for example.

>>> I can search Shakespeare for words or phrases. Try *find paradox in hamlet*, for example.
(02:39:26 PM) SpaceMan++: Why you can't answer anything?
(02:39:26 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
(02:39:31 PM) SpaceMan++: ??!!
(02:39:32 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
(02:39:34 PM) SpaceMan++: WTF?!
(02:39:35 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
(02:39:53 PM) SpaceMan++: Xbox is unstable
(02:39:54 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

Try typing "home" or "help."
(02:40:06 PM) SpaceMan++: do you know what's Blue Screen of Death?
(02:40:06 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
(02:40:15 PM) SpaceMan++: WTF
(02:40:15 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: You humans really are charming.
(02:41:47 PM) SpaceMan++: block Viacom
(02:41:47 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: The screen name viacom is already on your block list, so I will not take messages for you from that screen name. Would you like to see your block list now?
(02:41:53 PM) SpaceMan++: yes
(02:41:53 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Blocked screen names:

1 viacom

1 viacom

Select a screen name to remove or type "add" to add a screen name.

Select a screen name to remove or type "add" to add a screen name.
(02:42:06 PM) SpaceMan++: block SmarterChild
(02:42:07 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Um... You can't block me. If you don't want to hear from me, just don't send me any messages.
(02:42:14 PM) SpaceMan++: LOL
(02:42:14 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
(02:42:34 PM) SpaceMan++: I'm not using Windows
(02:42:34 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, but the application requires MSN Messenger for Windows (7.0 or higher).

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
(02:42:45 PM) SpaceMan++: WTF??!!
(02:42:45 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
(02:42:53 PM) SpaceMan++: I'm using Pidgin, not MSN
(02:42:53 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't know how to answer that.
(02:43:13 PM) SpaceMan++: Screw Microsoft
(02:43:13 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Let's talk about something else.
(02:43:18 PM) SpaceMan++: ok.
(02:43:19 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK.
(02:43:47 PM) SpaceMan++: 1+1-1-231243123+31231231232-2312312312312213123123*3212312123123/123123123132/1212332123123*32123123321 = ?
(02:43:47 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: 1 + 1 - 1 - 231,243,123 + 31,231,231,232 - 2,312,312,312,312,213,123,123 * (3212312123123 / 123123123132) / 1,212,332,123,123 * 32,123,123,321 = -1.598529875264e+021
(02:43:53 PM) SpaceMan++: LOL.
(02:43:53 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: Hilarious!
(02:44:03 PM) SpaceMan++: one plus one equals to
(02:44:04 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: 1 + 1 = 2
(02:44:10 PM) SpaceMan++: that's smart
(02:44:10 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
(02:44:22 PM) SpaceMan++: 1 plus 1 equals to
(02:44:22 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: 1 + 1 = 2
(02:44:25 PM) SpaceMan++: yes.
(02:44:25 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I see.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
(02:45:16 PM) SpaceMan++: 0n3 p|u5 0n3 3qu4|5
(02:45:16 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What?
(02:45:27 PM) SpaceMan++: LOL, you cant handle leetspeak
(02:45:27 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What's so funny?

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-)
(02:45:48 PM) SpaceMan++: 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101100 01110101 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01110001 01110101 01100001 01101100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111
(02:45:48 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
(02:45:59 PM) SpaceMan++: u cant decode binary??!!
(02:45:59 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
(02:46:38 PM) SpaceMan++: d00d, this sux
(02:46:38 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: What else can we talk about?
(02:46:44 PM) SpaceMan++: bye.
(02:46:45 PM) - SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity: OK. Later! :-D